Ellen Page jogs near gay weddings
I think Celeb Snacker is going gay for today. Or for this month actually. This is like the 10th gay post on this page alone. Maybe I exaggerate a little. But who cares - gays are marrying, there's a brilliant black guy running for prez, Pizza Hut is delivering pounds of pasta. Soon California will finally fall into the ocean where we'll float away and live in our own sodomite utopic island of paradise. Free medical pot for all! Weeeee!
So anyway, a source recently saw Ellen Page jogging around his neighborhood. That would be the Fairfax/Melrose adorable 1920s art-deco-ish neighborhood with terrible parking. Source reports that Page was dressed in what looked like junior high P.E. attire, as if she had just escaped her second period gym class and was on the loose.
Source also reports that Page looked super skinny. And hot.
So anyway, a source recently saw Ellen Page jogging around his neighborhood. That would be the Fairfax/Melrose adorable 1920s art-deco-ish neighborhood with terrible parking. Source reports that Page was dressed in what looked like junior high P.E. attire, as if she had just escaped her second period gym class and was on the loose.
Source also reports that Page looked super skinny. And hot.
