Celebrity Shit Storm

Adrian Grenier's Bizzaro Vincent Chase-esque Birthday Brunch

2009-08-04T19:48:27Z

My source, HornyMom77 (she's back, y'all!) got all frisky-feeling when she spotted Adrian Grenier celebrating his birthday brunch not too long ago at Little Dom's in Los Feliz. According to Mom, Grenier was seated at a table with a wacky entoura...

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2009-07-29T13:04:42Z

MADONNA SE LAMENTA POR MUERTES EN SU GIRA STICKY & SWEET TOUR. (http://ping.fm/xM1lr)

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Liza Minnelli is Alive, Likes Theater

2009-07-24T19:55:34Z

I have a hard time believing that Liza Minelli lives in this world. I picture her residing in some Birdcage type of condo she shares with retired old choreographers who still wear silk scarves wrapped around their necks. Liza, only waking for two...

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2009-07-21T00:32:28Z

EL CREADOR DEL GUANTE Y CALCETINES DE LENTEJUELA DE JACKSON, HABLA P3. http://ping.fm/WUJ3p

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Zach Galifianakis Smartly Dressed in Venice

2009-07-20T18:52:03Z

Furball and crime fighting chipmunk, Zach Galifianakis, was spotted in Venice yesterday afternoon - wearing a motherfucking Hangover t-shirt. Self promotion? Irony? All his other shirts were at the cleaners? Whatever, it's genius. Galifianakis w...

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When Worlds Collide -- Jason Schwartzman and Josh Duhamel at Runyon

2009-07-15T19:42:56Z

My leisurely days spent hiking Runyon Canyon with the likes of other funemployed fools and aspiring actors is slowing down. The sun has set itself about a hundred feet above the hiking trail, and pacing up and down its paths has become unbearable...

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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Seek High Brow Action at The Commons

2009-07-13T17:45:13Z

It's been a while since a Snacker has come in from my mom. She's called to report a few sightings - that she saw so and so at Starbucks chewing gum like a cow only to finish the conversation with, "But I couldn't remember his name. He's, you know...

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Pete Wentz's True EMOtion is Cheerfulness

2009-07-08T19:39:04Z

I'm not sure what the street cred rating is on Pete Wentz these days. Can you father a child with a pop tart and still be, you know, emo? Anyhow, I spotted the Godfather of Guyliner while strolling the halls of the E! building yesterday afternoo...

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Nick Jonas Goes Awkwardly Unrecognized While Ordering a Chai Latte

2009-07-07T17:28:50Z

There are two types of human beings in the world - the rare breed of those who don't know who the Jonas Brothers are, and those that Disney has tried to trick into thinking they are attractive virginal rock gods. This Snacker is about the former....

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Rose McGowan is an Adorable One-Armed Eco Warrior (Sort of)

2009-06-29T19:19:40Z

My rough and tumble source, Thuggish Ruggish Bock, was out strolling the mean streets of LA again. This time, Thuggish was getting her Snacker on East Side style. About a week and a half ago, Thuggish was walking through the 7-11 parking lot at ...

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